Gold Digging

What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.) NON REFLECTIVE LENSES: Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting. NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses with UV400 protection to block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 ALL ORIGINAL A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the lat '00s)